I pwomis to update son, dad said I had to.
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Hi everybudy, I went to my first manners class and I was so egcited dat I had no idea dad and mum were der. Dere was dis cute litle bull-dog der dat I wanted to play with so bad but dad wouldnt let me :( Dad twied to twick me into doin what he says by feedin me gwilled pork chop but it didnt work bery well. I dink I made him upset but I was just so egcited I hope he isnt mad at me. I will twy to do beder dis wednesday. Dad is takin some time off work and gonna work/play with me before class, I cant wait. I want to make dad happy but it is hard with all dose doggies awound I get so egcited, but I pwomise to twy really hard dis time. I got so bored at de end I twied to get out of my collar it didnt work but I twied and finally I just plooped down and laid dere and said forget about it.
Hey everybudy dad and mum took me to de vet last night. I couldnt poop, I twied to show dem I was fine but dad is a wury wart and said we had to go. Well after a lot of waitin in the woom with all kinds of new smells and sounds I got bored and started makin sounds and finally this nice young lady come and got me. She took me to de back where only employees (whadeva dose are) go, I felt special. Den she took a picture of me but it wasnt me it was the inside of me (how stwange). Dey talked to dad (she said I was a good boy, dad didnt bewieve her he said dey must of had de wrong dog I didnt dink that was funny) and told him everyding should be fine, same ding I was sayin, he just doesnt listen to me. Any ways he has to go on poop patrol and watch for sumeding to pass (I will give him sumeding hehe).
Dad and Mum said I haf to go to manners classes, dis I dont know why, but we start wednesday. I greet everyone so nicely. I jump on dem and try to lick dem I am just bein friendly. Well dey did say der be oder fur babies der and dat will be fun, maybe dey will let me lick and jump on dem and maybe even beder dey will lick and jump on me, dat would be fun.